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"Quick news Eggman sucks at giving tips that fall under legitimate. Unless you cheat as well. In which case, it's the opposite."

"A quickie piece Add scourge to the IDW comics.... but maybe also, Sally and the babylon rouges-."

"Quickie piece. Uh. Sally Acorn wants to stay dead... After seeing Eggman in his athletic clothing." The reported scratched his head "I'm sorry princess but putting the fact that Eggman has tried to (swear) over the world in more ways than one aside. He doesn't look that bad."

"Another quickie piece. Well-known Babylon Rouge, Jet The Hawk is furious over not being allowed to participate in the Olympic. I don't blame him though."

"... I take offense to that." While everyone behind the camera, said in unison. "We don't."

"Good news for those who care... Sorry for the tardiness on this one. One of the voices of the show decided it was funny to try to use the microphones as a golf club. (I'm sorry.) Eggmanland opens to the public today!" x.com/EggEmpireMaste…

The main reporter looks back at the funny guy in the back with a glare. "One job..." Back to the announcements.

"Our apologies... We meant to say tomorrow. We said today due to someone in our team misreading the information."

"Says the one that started sending complaints our way about not making an announcement when he never asked us to make it."

"A quickie piece Sonic turns into a strange form. Well, strange to me. Anyway, Sonic turns into a strange form and Sally Acorn assumes he stuck his hands where they don't belong... A electric socket."

(Schedule'd tweet)