"ohhh we can't take any time off ever, not even Christmas day" what's this then you ruddy faced degenerates, cows milking themselves today are they

“i feel like i’ve finally gotten a handle on the german and russian and american sides so, i think my 90’s will be about … figuring out what the japanese were up to” - my grandpa, budding WWII scholar, 91 today

The "hold your nose and vote for Trump for president, not pastor" to "oh my gosh, the child he trafficked wasn't even that young, stop being such a prude" pipeline turned out to be exactly eight years long.

Vishnu bud you’re gonna want to sit down for this

here is a picture of justin jefferson made from pictures of justin trudeau + thomas jefferson

We should do this in reverse. I want to see claymation Citizen Kane. I want a Disney-ified Shawshank. Give me Studio Ghibli presents: Saving Private Ryan.

Joe Biden, no!

What

he played the long game

Craig Berube on not having a game tonight: "I'm shocked. I didn't think it was allowed for the Leafs not to play on a Saturday night."

Happy birthday to the great Donald "Duck" Dunn, born on this day in 1941! Dunn was notable for his 60s recordings with Booker T. & the M.G.'s and as a session bassist for Stax Records… At Stax, Dunn played on thousands of records, including hits by Otis Redding, Sam & Dave,

elon musk being an F-35 hater on the same level as a 12-year-old turkish reddit user has genuinely surprised me, I knew he was an idiot but like holy shit he's *stupid*

Underrated Movie Villain: Little Nero’s Pizza Delivery Guy - Believes he is being shot at by a fully automatic weapon. Doesn’t call the police.

2000 Pennsylvania 500, 2000 Southern 500, 2000 Fall Charlotte and 2004 Kansas come to mind

Is is once again that time of Thanksgiving night

“Do you know what they call the Rizzler in France?” “They don’t call him the Rizzler?” “No. They call him Le Charismeur”

Steelers-Chiefs on Christmas Day is just going to be 57 minutes of both teams doing everything possible to keep it a one-score game before Mike Tomlin & Patrick Mahomes reveal who negotiated the better deal with the devil to win in the most unthinkable way possible.

Massive away win for the little fella.