Not ur Friend is the anthem rn

No longer pouring into glasses that do not pour back into mine.

Ready for my bedtime routine. It’s been a long few days.

I’ll never forgive Justin Bieber for not giving us a Fuck Yourself version of Love Yourself

Why do some couples want me to be their unicorn but don’t invite me to their wedding 😭

RTS FRESHIES! Black is cowboy britches Pink is coconut leather Blue is strawberry leather $8 each! $5 flat rate for shipping. 🥰🥰🥰

The way that I peak out my daughters window as door dash is walking back to their car is actually gross of me I hope they never see me doing it

27 with a 9 year old and 6 year old. Feel this.

Rafe lookin’ a little different this season… 👀

Parker McCollum being at canes today was cool and all but I saw 7 guys that I thought were him until he actually came to the drive thru window so it made me realize I actually don’t even know what he looks like

Girrrrl fuck them kids and fuck you too

My heart really hurts so bad

If I was going by a nickname given to me from my last name, would it make more sense to be Barri or Barry?

My bestfriend’s husband flew me to Cali to be there for her when he knew she needed someone 😭

Cup charms/cuffs and dog tags available!

I could not imagine not caring about someone’s feelings. Especially someone who has only ever cared about yours. People are so god damn shitty.

I had this friend who I was always welcome to go stay the night at his house anytime I wanted/needed and I felt so comfortable there and I just could really use that rn

Morgan Wallen is probably gonna whoop my ass even though I’d put up a good fight. Morgan freeman? I think his age may slow him down a bit for me

The other day my friend brought her nephew over & his nails were painted & I guess he thought about it & got embarrassed & asked for nail polish remover. I said “oh we don’t care!” & my friend said “I already told him we are walking into the least judgmental household rn” 🥹🥹