Ramadhan | 26 اللَّهُمَّ اغْفِرْ لِي فِي لَيْلَةِ السَّبْعِ وَعِشْرِينَ مِنْ رَمَضَانَ وَامْحُوْ عَنْيَ ذُنُونِي وَاحْتَوِنِي بِرَحْمَتِكَ وَاجْعَلْنِي مِنْ أَهْلِ الْحَقِّ وَمِنْ عُتَقَاءِ هَذِهِ اللَّيْلَةِ. O Allah, forgive me on this 27th night of Ramadan,

erase my sins, envelop me in Your mercy, make me among the people of truth (Haqq) and make me from those who are freed from the Hellfire on this night.

O Allah, make us leave Ramadan better than we entered it. Accept our duas, cleanse us from our sins, and make the rest of our year one in which we continue to strive towards You and draw closer to You

Ramadhan | 29 اللَّهُمَّ قَلُوبُنَا تَقْقُلُ بِانْتِهَاءِ هَذَا الشَّهْرِ الْمُبَارَكِ فَاغْفِرْ لَنَا مَا قَضَرْنَا فِيهِ وَاجْعَلْنَا مُسْتَمِرِينَ فِي أَعْمَالِنَا وَنِيَّاتِنَا بَعْدَ رَمَضَانَ. O Allah, our hearts feel heavy with the ending of this blessed month.

DAY 30 FAREWELL RAMADAN اللَّهُمّ تَقَبَّل مِنَا صِيَامَنَا وَقِيَامَنَا وَاجْعَلْنَا مِن الْمَقْبُولِين وَلَا تَجْعَل هَذَا آخِر عَهْدِنَا بِرَمَضَانَ اللَّهُمَّ إِنْ كُنَّا قَصَّرْنَا فِيهِ فَاغْفِرْ لَنَا وَإِنْ أَحْسَنَّا فَتَقَبَّلُ مِنَا وَاجْعَلْنَا مِنْ فِي أَحْسَن حَالِ

عُتَقَابِكَ مِنَ النَّارِ اللَّهُمَّ لَا تَجْعَلْ رَمَضَانَ يَرْحَلُ إِلَّا وَقَدْ غَفَرْتَ لَنَا وَرَفَعْت َ دَرَجَاتِنَا وَأَصْلَحْتَ قُلُوبَنَا وَكَتَبْتَ لَنَا فِيهِ قَبُولُّا اللَّهُمَّ أَعِنَّا عَلَى دَوَامِ الطَّاعَةِ بَعْدَ رَمَضَانَ وَلَا تَجْعَلْنَا مِمَّنْ عَرَفَكَ

فِي رَمَضَانَ وَنَسَاكَ بَعْدَهُ اللَّهُمَّ بَلَغْنَا رَمَضَانَ مَرَّاتٍ عِدَّةٌ وَنَحْنُ O Allah, accept from us our fasting and our prayers, make us us among those who are accepted, and do not make this our last Ramadan. O Allah, if we fell short in it, then forgive us;

and if we did good, then accept it from us, and make us among those freed from the Fire. O Allah, do not let Ramadan leave except that You have forgiven us, elevated our ranks, rectified our hearts, and written us among those accepted. O Allah, help us remain consistent in

obedience after Ramadan and do not make us among those who knew You in Ramadan but forgot You after it. O Allah, allow us to reach Ramadan again and again, while we are in the best of states.

Nah, Trump was hacked. I’m not buying it at all!

Parking the bus against PSG is such a cowardly approach. Slot has lost the plot if he keeps these guys chained up.

You get into your 30’s and suddenly videos like this are therapeutic.

Sanchez in goal. Can’t risk discovering Slonina’s hidden potential in such an important game.

اللَّهُمَّ بِكَ أَصْبَحْنَا وَبِكَ أَمْسَيْنَا ، وَبِكَ نُحْيا وَبِكَ نَمُوتُ وَإِلَيْكَ النشور O Allah, by Your grace we have entered upon morning and by Your grace we have entered upon evening, by Your grace we live and by Your grace we die, and to You is the resurrection

Sanity serves no purpose for you as a Nigerian. A pinch of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde are essential to navigate the rugged terrain we call our country.

Finally, I can watch football again!

Xavi, Xavi Alonso, Zidane are all unemployed, watch us appoint some random dude from Australia or Cardiff.

I’ve been looking for a rheumatologist in Abuja for 3 years. Finally managed to pin one down at Garki hospital and he’s seeing 50 of us today, im no 30 💀

So Jason Bourne?

اللّهُـمَّ بِكَ أَصْـبَحْنا وَبِكَ أَمْسَـينا ، وَبِكَ نَحْـيا وَبِكَ نَمُـوتُ وَإِلَـيْكَ النُّـشُور O God by Your grace we have entered upon morning and by Your grace we have entered upon evening, by Your grace we live and by Your grace we die, and to You is the resurrection