Pro tip: if I met you for 30 seconds at a nightclub 9 months ago, don’t ask for guest list to tiesto in Egypt out of the blue

The committee would have been fully justified had it determined that Notre Dame was a better team to put in the Playoff than an Alabama team wheezing to the finish line. But it didn’t. And it was probably the wrong choice.

I don’t know but it blows my mind

MVP!

Open to what, dodging notre dame?

To be clear, I think I speak for all ND fans when I say: The issue was NEVER w Miami getting in. It was ALWAYS w Bama. Watching this Rose Bowl (🤢)… I hope folks can emphasize why we “took our ball and went home” re: the Pop Tart Bowl Beyond impressed w/ IU. Envious even.

Remember when college football’s Deep State saved this Alabama team after they got murdered in the SEC Championship?

I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

Nothing says innocence like making every attempt to block an investigation

I’m already dead stop kicking me

If you’re reading this do not hang out in downtown Miami

“I went to the completely free John summit and Calvin Harris show and was shown an ad, MY COLUMN:

The Titanic, a ship that famously turned around.

Drop Notre Dame to make the playoff then cry about the schedule the Big Ten gave you. So on brand for USC

Lou is the best of us, and I hope he makes it through

How the MAGA clowns 🤡 feel right now after falling for it for the millionth time. “This time was supposed to be different" 😭💀

Alright this is a good bit

Thank you for your feedback Elmo. Pitbull can you please weigh in on this?

FYI: GOP officials yesterday spread the word to right-aligned influences that if they said anything critical of Bondi that Bondi would use the DOJ against them personally.

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns