You ring up student finance that much you learn their 'Press 1 for ....press 2 for ....' options #mmuprobz

You'll have that one suitemate in halls who you'll see about 3 times this year #mmuprobz

"@natwillliams: Mmu are ridiculously unorganised, complete joke" #mmuprobz

Packing for uni like can I bring him pleaseee? #mmuprobz

"Adora Yau: I think they meant MMU All Saints... " #mmuprobz

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You'll find drinking on any day of the week acceptable #evenonaschoolnight #mmuprobz

You know you're a student when spending £15 on food seems a lot but £15 on a night out is a bargain #mmuprobz

Best feeling ever is when your parents take you on a food shop #mmuprobz

Getting up anytime before 11am seems a massive chore #mmuprobz

Not a #mmuprobz

You would rather freeze to death than bring a coat to a club and have to pay for the cloakroom #mmuprobz

Inductions at 9am are the worst thing about fresher's week #couldmakeit2pm #mmuprobs

Netflix will become your bestfriend #mmuprobz

You become a master at avoiding people giving flyers out on Oxford road #mmuprobz

I need the weekend to recover from freshers week but my flatmates are going out #herewegoagain #mmuprobz

"@kamaalkw: help! Just installed the M.office but cant get past this. Mmu website didnt have a product key pic.x.com/qZuaoY3lbr" #shock

Not being a first year and still having to ask people where lecture theatres are #mmuprobz #swearimnotafresher

Always choosing the cheapest wine with the most percentage of alcohol #mmuprobz

I wonder what it would feel like if Manchester didn't rain for one day #mmuprobz #rain