JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gnail.in/gladys

If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans. bitly.xaijo.com/vernon

I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now. googl.adultgalls.com/mai

Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush. shorturl.xaijo.com/roseann

googl.adultgalls.com/lottie Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

bitly.xaijo.com/martina Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/leroy

go.bdsmgalls.net/thomas Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars.

go.bdsmgalls.net/ladonna Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes.

go.bdsmgalls.net/essie They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.