Genetics are crazyyy

hate having a bad bitch on follow back like sis i ain’t even see you fr

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

Meet Calvin Duncan. In Louisiana, they are trying to strip him of the post he was legally elected to in Orleans Parish. This man was jailed for a crime, exonerated, ran for office, and won. Now, the state is attempting to take that office away from him. #DemsUnited

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

this is also why you can’t afraid to be corny during sex. a lot of the things you say during sex are extremely cheesy unless you’re horny. same thing with sexting lmao you just gotta let that freak flag fly

Idk She really likes it up there 🧍🏾‍♀️

lmao the emphasis he put on each word just made me feel dumb as hell

Why is there no Period store??? A one stop shop for all your flow needs??? It would have pads, diva cups, tampons, and underwear! ENDOMETRIOSIS RELIEF and NSAIDs. Birth control options: the pill, an IUD, and the depot shot. CHOCOLATE. OPEN 24hrs.

I'm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners. Lmao

My mama would’ve turned “you the birthday” into “you finna be the ass whopping if don’t clean them dishes” so quick😂😂😂😂

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again

Nickelodeon really used to stop the TV and make niggas go outside 😂

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

I cannot stress enough how hard it is for Black creators to get their works made, let alone on a streamer (who absolutely didn’t promote it enough) just to have their art recycled & remastered. Go watch Mr Crocket by Brandon Espy

bought a house together but don’t know if you can be monogamous omg men are scary…