Luke even Littler

Slot uses Endo so little that he’s still gegenpressing

Get tae fuck

Completed Dry January with this one neat little trick (no mates to go to the pub with)

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

Salah slots that 4 months ago

"Just been tossing the pill about with Chuggsy"

Guys I think this is real!!!

guehi’s homophobia is sabotaging our backline. we need the homosexual togetherness that arsenal’s back four has. that’s when we start the title charge.

3 for £75 because Diaz’s dad got released 😂🤣

Just a quick warning, fella at work reckons we’re going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on the 14th of August, resulting in 40 million deaths, doesn’t sound great tbh.

Vince McMahon would be proud of this script.

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

Ratcliffe watching Mbeumo and Amad dancing in the dressing room.

Tottenham had to beware of the ides of March as a loss to Wolves sent them 18th with a Tudor facing the axe for the first time in over 400 years

Bet the financing options are crazy.

Chilling. This is 23 years old right-wing nationalist Quentin D. in his last moments before being attacked by 50 antifascists dressed as his dead brother he killed in an accident 10 years ago.