not tina fey falling victim to her own decade-old joke

just finished my christmas tree

me.

excited to report that my latest column has been published on the homepage of the cut!

kwisatz haderach.

i feel like 95% of pre-2000s american art can be described by “they were addicted to cocaine” and 95% of post-2000s american politics can be described by “they were addicted to opiates”

i’ve had to spend a fair amount of time alone recently—or rather, surrounded by people i shouldn’t really share my inner monologue with—and it really makes me miss twitter. a place where you can share your inner monologue with thousands of strangers.

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best

kamala vs. trump, first debate:

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

14 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'

she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

olivia nuzzi is the caroline calloway of Real journalism

what the world needs now is an eric adams and george santos-hosted podcast.

conclave media diet pregame

obsessed that they didn't use AI and just went for it