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Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: MMA/Boxing Furious! Poopy Pants VS. Trumty Dumbty 2! Homeless Mess! Asian Stereotypes! anchor.fm/mark-selzer/ep…

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Ohhhhhhhhh I'm the hippest Liberal at the Pride Parade because my dog is transgender! Don't you dare mis-gender my transdog! I will have you arrested!

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Now instead of elections we have show trials on Trumped up charges. I think the people should be able to decide who is president. I guess the Democrats disagree.

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The "woke" sub is still sinking like the Titanic ironically right by the actual Titanic. Tragically just a few hours of air left. The farts are probably getting pretty bad down there too. A metaphor for Biden's America. Sinking. Running out of bad polluted air. Choking.

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Well Ben & Jerry's if we give the land we stole back to the Indians are they going to give ot back to the Tribe they stole it from?