Chronicles of being a father. My son’s bd coming up 🆙 so got him an early present 🎁.

Insomnia and have to be awake for work by 5am, person must consider opening onlyfans account Lana, this is not it

One the things that made me not to buy the iPhones 📱 between 7 and 11 was the icare and how the they removed the ceramic protection on them, they were fragile and easy to screen crack with one drop, with an admin fee of 1800 while costing 1900 to buy,

Many moons ago while was still young and dating, this other shawty was capping said to me, “while you outhere trying to cap some new pussy, don’t forget that this pussy 🐈 is also new pussy to someone outhere”. I just saw her on insta, fine as hell but engine overhauled twice.

Brunch. English Spahlo. Ingredients are panini, sunny side eggs, atchaar, bacon 🥓, Vienna’s, cheese, Russian, roasted pork and chips 🍟

Tried cooking chow mein and this is what came out

Now I c y there’s an increase in number of guys being gays,prostitutes are masquerading as gf n selling pu**y indirectly,at the same time the sold p is exhausted from jumpng into relationships,while Motete o dutse fela, hai no ejang Motete bashimane baka,p e lapile.#bachelorette

During the lockdown some of us kept ourselves busy with ps4,

Dilwana tse ke 210, plus mavuso, mdavaso wa 2023 wa bitsha, let’s go back to lockdown and we can get value for money

Saturdaying like other kids

One of the things that ANC - African National Congress is very capable of is giving us excuses for not delivering, the amount of money stolen could have easily built something like Chinese rail network. But all they know is showing old and damaged trains 🚆 with no infrastructure development

The jokes keep writing themselves

Bought myself a new toy and it’s not an easy thing

Sad news coming out of rustenburg, mine safety is still a concern.

Day 0 of two odds.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

CLIPPERS PACK GOING UP!! Retweet to pass it along 🔥💨

Ai this blue things is weird, now jikijiki im seeing tweets that i don’t even follow. Bo kallie kriel, and his swart gewaar minions

The statues of apartheid leaders are all over the country and voortrekkers monument, but somehow a song that was sung by people who were oppressed by apartheid government is a thorn. Tells you the Hippocrates are not only Mad but also delusional