Please enjoy my #DougFord cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

If Elon buys us

Saving this one for the next arson-obsessed climate denialist and/or person who cares a bit too much about pedophiles for...oh, some reason. theguardian.com/world/2024/jan…

Hey Metrolinx and @gotransit - the AirPods that I lost on your bus Friday are STILL on your bus - despite four full nights in your garages. It's now running the 41 Pickering, as best I can guess. Do you not clean your buses? Metrostinx takes on a whole new meaning now.

For the record, I am not E. Michael Jones. You have to be a special level of asshole to be canceled by TheBlaze. I am also not E. Jean Carroll, Shiela E., Chuck E. Cheese, or the E Street Band. Though I'd happily be any of them over this prick. thedailybeast.com/theblazes-jaso…

I confidently forecast that Trump and his followers will get weirder and weirder the more that they panic And panic they should, because what's happening is not the end of the world It's the end of their world

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

JUST IN: Donald Trump wins the Quote of the Year. "Our biggest threat to democracy is stupid people."

Trump rally speaker goes on vile racist tirade against Latinos

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to

Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move

To all my sane American friends - vote hard because the orange wall is crumbling desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol…

If Trump loses some of the worst people in the world will be absolutely heartbroken. Musk Netanyahu Ben-Gvir Putin MBS Modi Orban Thiel Ackman Bannon Murdoch Farage Loomer Carlson Adelson RFK Jr. Don Jr. #justsayin

“He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one of the two people told NBC.