*pokes his head through Rainbow Dash's window next to Captain Spitfire* Have you seen my freakin' kidneys?

*fungeon'd!* Hey-hey-hey, knock it off! You already got both of my kidneys!

See, kids, this is how you lose a freakin' kidney.

Fifteen years later... I still want my freakin' kidneys back.

♪ Where's my kid-ney Where's my kid-ney?! ♫ #WWU21

I FOUND MY KIDNEYS!! ... April fools. >:(

Nastasia has... no idea where my kidneys are.

Y'know, if you don't exactly care for consequences, I can always have her attend a "meeting" at Candy Mountain. Also, you validate parking, right, Princess Plotline of 30XX?

Sooo... that's a no on that parking validation? Cool. *trots out*

...I was just asking if you validated parking, dude. *blinks at Princess Plotline of 30XX*

Cool, thanks. *steps outside, hops in his wagon, and heads for Candy Mountain* Wait, Candy Mountain? No, NOO!! :O

NO! LOOK OUT FOR THE LITTLE ONES! *running away from the Open Hooves Orphanage kids* #PVSBF

♪ Can-dy Moun-tain, Can-dy Moun-tain! Get my kidney back over here! ♫ #WWU22

*gallery chatter*

If I could move like that, I'd probably still have my kidneys... #Canterlot500

*KIDNEY!* *please?*

*never did find his freakin' kidneys...*

I don't suppose you've seen my kidneys here, have you? *glances at HaYDOS.

You stupid birdsite better not take my freakin' kidneys...

♪ With powers comparable to Wonderboy! ♫