my dog hates toddlers. she's like "these are some weird-ass creepy humans" and look...she is not wrong.

That time Carl Sagan called out Star Wars for being too white and the audience didn’t know what to do 💀

What was the little mermaid so excited to be a human for??????? Taxes??????

I’m supposed to be impressed by this? Tyrese and Ludacris did it in a car.

I can't imagine being anywhere else🤎 #SweetLifeOnMax #SummerOnMax

i want to befriend some astrophysicists and like cal tech is right here how do i go about finding them? are they on the twitter? my friendship includes a highly curated tiktok feed via text. help!

if you know me well, you know i fucking love space and it has gotten 10000% lamer in the past month. leave her alone.

truly humbled by marvel's self-cest bravery.

wow he got SO close

well he should’ve kept jada’s name out of his mouth

If you make a joke of someone's disease they have recently admitted to struggling with in front of their partner...it might not end well. News at 11

Yes violence is wrong but if you say shit about my wife best expect I am willing to be wrong in your face. I will not be reading the billion op-eds I can feel being written right now lmao.

fair is fair: let the williams sisters slap jane campion

already seeing “violence is never the answer” discourse start up lmfao BOOOOOOOOOOOO 🍅 🍅 🍅

Tell me you can't take a punch without telling me you can't take a punch.

I hop on Twitter twice a year to resurface this tweet so I can manifest it.