Wiped some sauce off @LucaRollTide 's cheek after a wayward pizza bite feeling paternal #pappy

@Uronlyhope4 your name is zazzu #cbb

@Uronlyhope4 Scott Im cheesed.... #LiveTruthfully #NewNoNo

@Uronlyhope4 cherry orange lime lemon everybody keep on counting #jelloem

@Uronlyhope4 do you realize there is a movie called "Snitch" staring Dwayne Johnson #DidYouWriteIt #SomeoneGetsStichesImSure

Holiday Inn also hosting a bball tourney this week #talldudes #littlemikey GO JACKRABBITS!

Awoken by a debate on what Gatorade is best #Orange #BballTourney #MarchMadness

So many hacked tweeps... unless everyone is turning into corporate zombies back home? #worktrip #someonetweetmesomethingnormalplease

Just got off the elevator with the SDSU Jackrabbit team they just won their conference! #NCAATourneyBound #Women #ShortestOneWasMe

Pretty sick of Sioux Falls now... Supposed to be pong night back home. Now its high school bball tourney at the #Inn #FML

According to Kalee Kovala this morning my face is blotchy, hair poofy, teeth stained, and breath like "an old man" #ConfidenceIsKey

@Uronlyhope4 so if you haven't listened to it yet PFTompkins Cake Boss this week was marvelous youtube.com/watch?v=DJDRaA… #PartyOnGirth

Get this man a TIE fighter, STAT! Patton Oswalt’s Pawnee filibuster is incredible: youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY #StarWars

For the lulz - FBI Fail: bit.ly/11mX1Sx

Scanners report they're luring the man of eastern European descent out of the boat by offering him a very expensive velour track suit

"He just wants to see boys Linus's" -knocks self out with coconut - Buster Bluth #ripeforparody

Aww man 'Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge Kovala' was our boy name!!!! #BackToTheDrawingBoard Kalee Kovala

No contest favorite picture of life so far... Lula Jo Kovala Kalee Kovala #proudpapa

Breaking: Christian Ponder Limited In Practice By Christian Ponder onion.com/18X8iPV

@travisharju Cop -"Son... just show us where he 'patty wacked' you" Boy - [heavy sobs]