You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

You can't make this fluff up. 😱 Give it up for #BearMask aka Sarah Palin! #TheMaskedSinger x.com/MaskedSingerFO…

What a relief

Protect her at all costs.

My heart is full ❤️

A bit of positivity for your feed: in the midst of temporary unemployment I was hired by The Fresh Market and now I get to work with great people and I am over coffee, candy, and flowers - there is still a light in the darkness!! ☕️ 🍬 🌸 ❤️

🍷 🐍 biiig isolation 🐍 🍷

A message to USM students: your university is with you and values you. usm.edu/news/2020/rele…

University of Southern Mississippi, Hattiesburg, MS. This is MY Southern Miss. #BlackLivesMatter

Check out this aerial video of today's #neworleansprotests supporting #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd outside Jackson Square. This comes just days after New Orleans Police Department teargassed protesters on the CCC.

Black Lives Matter.

Today reminds us that progress might be slow. It might take decades. But no matter what things might look like today, it’s always possible. Happy Pride month, everybody.

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

.Australia Zoo we’re celebrating Halloween with more sweet than scary! australiazoo.com.au/event/hallowee…

I need shows to stop releasing only a few shows at a time I don't release a few chapters at a time because that would be upsetting

My friend Kate gave me a plant and I've been watering the plant but Kate just came over and I said by the way how often should I water that plant and Kate said: probably never cause it's a fake plant, Glennon.

I miss you like it was the very first night. Good thing we’re about to go onstage and do the whole thing again tonight. See you 🔜 Glendale, Erazona☺️ 📷: John Shearer, Kevin Winter, Getty Images

🚨| Taylor Swift has officially taken the stage and kicked off Day 2 of ‘The Eras Tour’ in Arlington, Texas! #TSTheErasTour   #ArlingtonTSTheErasTour