They're doing this to me at work today

men are always like “i hate myself for what i did to you” like yea i hate you too

more buttons in new cars less touch screen everything im not tryna code to warm my ass

i want a rich hardworking husband so i can run a bakery that loses $40K a month

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

if some of the guys i refer to as my “ex” found out that i think of them as an ex they’d be so lost but i mean it’s my life so

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

Congrats on getting engaged! Unfollowed

For valentine's day I think I’m going to buy a gun

checking his following list

HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS LONG DISTANCE NO COMMITMENT PRIVATE AND SECRET SITUATIONSHIPPPPP 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Pedro Pascal posing for the Glambot at SNL50

“but he’s too old for you?” me:

no dating apps, no talking stages, sun setting at 7pm and walked out side today without needing a jacket

Men used to go to war and now they’re posting their Lulu Lemon spreads

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

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