oh, you trained your dog in German? coolcoolcool i trained my dog in Harry Potter spells.

I still stand by this

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch

41.21.1. Champion. Legend. Our GOAT.

Tom Hanks (Tom Hanks) and Tim Allen (Tim Allen) take friendship to infinity and beyond. #BestFriends4Ever

WAKE UP!!!!!!!! IT’S GAME DAY!!!!!!!!!! Game day selfie time!! 🤩📸 #WPS #GoHogs

so one year my little sister decided to dress up as Megamind for Halloween...

2 days later and this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life 😩😩😩

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

When someone asks how long we’ll be quarantining

Jesus checking in on the church:

We're thrilled to share Splash Mountain at Disneyland Resort & Walt Disney World will be completely reimagined with a new story inspired by an all-time favorite Disney Animation film, “The Princess and the Frog.” Learn about what Imagineers have in development: bit.ly/3hUY0Gq

Spain's large-scale study on the coronavirus indicates just 5% of its population has developed antibodies, strengthening evidence that a so-called herd immunity to Covid-19 is "unachievable," the medical journal the Lancet reported cnn.it/3f3MczV

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

Running out of time and ideas now... ⏱

#VoteKirby for #PuppyBowl XVIII MVP!