kama your man hawezi kuafford bills zako c unafaa kutafuta kazi 🫩😂😂😂unamwacha ukienda wapi na nyinyi wote ni maskini

Yes I’ve dated women next question.

WordSmiff *perfectly lays out simplistic plan to solve all her problems* Her: "I just dont know what to do"

You don't see Aliko Dangote (net worth $24bn) and Ma Huateng (net worth $53bn) trying to stop population growth in Wisconsin, privatise seeds in Ngorongoro, install tracking chips in humans, take out a patent on the colour blue, or whatever the fuck. It's always the billionaires

Imagine your babe telling people: “He has been chasing me for years now. I didn’t respond to him, I rejected him multiple times but as I got older, I decided to give him a chance & here we are now” & you’re there smiling like a fool. 😂😂

It's time they replaced religious studies in high school with Logic & Philosophy Studies

Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 Jesus is 2000 years and he lives in his father’s house…

No Manchester United fan should have less than 5000 followers.. Reply under this tweet and follow everyone who likes your tweet. ❤️

I'm following back every Manchester United fan who likes/rt reply HI🔴🔴🔴

Official statement 😂

"Nice guys" always getting humiliated for being weak.

No way! 🤣🤣🤣

She will eat whatever she was eating before I met her.

Ukiona akiinua mkono kumassage ancestors jua tu hajawai inua mkono daro.

Uzikwendu going nutsss

sunsetinafrica.co.ke/historic-victo…

Any victory against capitalism anywhere in the world is a win for humanity. Congratulations Kenyans.

youtu.be/ZdVUztFhwwI?si… Huyu champe amefanya kazi safi sana! Watch and share

Apana chesa. Tuko na hasira🤣🤣🤣