I want to be on the level where $1,000 looks like chump change in my account.

Fuck being skinny, I just wanna be fit again 🫶

“Let me in, I just wanna talk”

If you still have your grand parents or even parents, please cherish them. Once they’re gone you’ll never be able to tell them how much you miss them.

I fr be in the bathroom scared cause people don’t know how to knock.. what if the lock isn’t working bud

Does anybody else’s cat try to rip out their belly ring 😀😀

I’m sad and sick I love this

I hate when I tell people I don’t drink they say same, then invite me out to get drinks like ¿what?

What’s a word that starts with Q not followed by U

Fuck Kanye

Not me losing 8 pounds from being so sick, totally okay with that though 🤣

Just the most unlucky person in the world.. nothing ever goes my way

I love that my boyfriend says “let’s go on a hot girl walk” like yes queen let’s go

cure for depression

Gorgeous in all her stages and styles. One of the best vocalists of her time still to this day

I refuse to get a dog unless it’s a service dog for me

I know these were so uncomfortable look at that arch it’s 90 degrees

My coworker just told me that I look like I belong in Bridgerton and I couldn’t agree more

Donald J. Trump I'll give Charlie as much empathy as he showed trans people, immigrants, minorities, and Palestinians