Valverde’s wife: Babe, i made french fries. Valverde:

imagina de aquí a 2000 años cuando un arqueólogo encuentre esta puerta y empiece a defender la existencia de los gigantes

We all follow The Arsenal ✊

They called me a mad man.

🗣️ “Some people have criticised how Arsenal celebrated at the end of the game…” Mikel Arteta: “I think you have to respect every opinion & place them where they belong.” 🗣️ “Where do you place them?” Mikel Arteta: “Where they belong!”🗑️

Me explaining To my kidnappers that I can pay my ransom in two weeks if they allow me tweet.

🚨 Ceballos just leaked the full Real Madrid XI for El Clásico

Happy birthday, Win! 🥳

Imagine seeing this shit while you’re on mushrooms 😭

Husband came home after 16 hours of Hardwork still dinner isn't ready

Realest nigga on earth.

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

ANOTHER BIG STEP.

Football is both beautiful and cruel. A metaphor for life.

David Raya you sir are unbelievable. Lost for words. Saved us. We will never forget. Literally saved our Premier League Title campaign over and over again.

Also, fuck Gary Neville you insufferable bastard. All game was setting a narrative for Arsenal to fall. Gagging for a final day finale. Right at the end he tried to switch it up. We see you little rat bastard.

Dear Haters, Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever. Sincerely Arsenal fans.

This win hits so hard because I know Pep and the Man City players watched it and suffered

❤️🤍😁 Mikel Arteta: “Thanks to David Raya! He won us the game today”.