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@mk700

Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

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"Sholmes, bakeries report the reins of their yeast carts are gone" "So the dough runs wild,Hatson" "Disaster, Geriarty behind this?" "Naturally. He's engineering a swelling crisis" "Only he could knead such chaos?" "Ofcourse, Hatson" #vss365 #rein

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"Good heavens, Sholmes" "What now,Hatson?" "A tunnel under the laundry room" "Its obvious...socks #conspire for freedom" "But the ringleader?" "Who else,Hatson-Geriarty, warden of wayward hosiery" #vss365

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"Sholmes, every teapot in the house is whistling the same tune" "A curious #synthesis of melody and mischief, Hatson" "You suspect Geriarty?" "Naturally. He prefers his plots served piping hot" #vss365

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"Sholmes, the bakery walls are literally oozing dough" "Classic #extrusion under yeast pressure, Hatson" "Soโ€ฆa baking mishap?" "Hardly,Hatson.Geriarty's the only man who kneads crime this passionately" #vss365

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"Sholmes, the statue's leaking an #extrusion of strawberry jam" "Obvious warning, Hatson" "From Geriarty?" "Indeed" "Butโ€ฆ jam?" "He prefers to sweeten catastrophe before serving it, Hatson" #vss365

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"Sholmes, someone swapped every royal dessert with cabbages" "A full-blown #catastrophe, Hatson" "Geriarty?" "Who else" "But why cabbages?" "Simple, Hatson. Only Geriarty can turn fine dining into a salad of sabotage" #vss365

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"Sholmes, the library's shelvesโ€ฆ nothing but cookbooks" "An intellectual #catastrophy, Hatson" "You mean-Geriarty's cooking something?" Yes. Disaster pasta...Served cold, with a side of panic" #vss365