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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K

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Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Hatson,observe the suspects closely'

'Anything specific Sholmes?'

'Look for greed in their eyes'

'They all look '

'Precisely.Greed is the name of the game'

'How do we catch culprit?'

'Let's scan them with our greedo meter'

'What?'

'Our sharp eyes,mate'

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Kid suddenly stopped being happy when he learned that his dad's team had conceded a goal. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Figen(@TheFigen_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of the most important things in life,
is to find your life partner with whom you can enjoy the moment ...

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Our socks are missing again Sholmes '

'Ah, the plot thickens, Hatson. Our -'s on a sock-stealing spree'

'But why socks?'

'Because, my dear Hatson, in the rat underworld, socks are the currency of choice'

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'A curious clue, Sholmes .'Word' scrawled on the wall'

'Perhaps the killer meant the victim was a snitch Hatson?'

'Looks like the killer was rattled, mate'

'Because the victim fought back?'

'No, rats caught him stealing their cheese'

'A cheesy chap Sholmes'

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Sholmes, why would someone steal a ?'

'Not just brush Hatson'

'A lucky brush?'

'More than that,a magical brush'

'Unbelievable'

'A brush that paints success with each stroke'

'Can we get a magical 'culprit detecting wand' Sholmes?

'Aladdin says hello Hatson'

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Hatson,it appears the chef left in a hurry'

'Yes Sholmes,but why leave the uncooked pasta?'

'Ah,the chef's masterpiece was to be painted, not cooked'

'You mean he wanted strokes, not sauce stains?'

'Exactly Hatson.His canvas was the plate, not the palate'

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'He says he didn't do it Sholmes'

'You believe it Hatson?'

'Seemed sincere,looked remorseful with tears in eyes'

'He forgot to show the onion heap on the counter?'

'Oops'

'Ok. Let's them into pieces'

'Onions Sholmes? They're already chopped'

'His lies,mate'

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Sholmes, could this be the murder weapon?'

'Ah, Hatson, you've mistaken cola for crime'

'Isn't it?'

'No.The only thing this bottle killed was someone's thirst'

'But it's fizzy Sholmes'

'Indeed, Hatson, but murder is rarely so refreshing'

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