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God I hate the #editing stage, saps every last drop of creativity out of me. After two years unable to stand, walk or sit I’ve had my operation and now I’m supposed to finish this Bloomsbury YA manuscript. I’d much rather start something new. Or paint a piece of wood and watch

Editing was boring me so much that I’ve decided to watch the tree all afternoon to see if a leaf drops off. Will keep you all updated. #amediting #amwatchingatree #amnotediting #writerslife #arboristslife

Going to start editing again shortly, however the pull of counting exactly how many coco pops are in my bowl has taken precedence. #amediting #amavoidingediting #writerslife

I did absolutely zero in the way of editing today. But, in my defence, there were 882 coco pops in my bowl this morning. #amediting #AuthorLife

Rest in peace, #GeorgeBaldock. A 100% committed player every single time he pulled on the red and white shirt regardless of the opposition. Love and sincere condolences to his family x

Having survived numerous suicides of family members over the last twenty years, I cannot begin to stress just how much writing has helped me through the darker days. If you have a moment then please read a blog I wrote a few years ago. It may just save a life.

Hi y’all I’m wanting to give away around 40 signed 1st edition hardbacks of my most recent novel, 337 which are printed with my previous publisher and having transferred are barred from being sold! If anyone wants a few as prizes DM me and we’ll work out how to get them to you.

Damn right. Guardian Books well off the mark here…

Today I will edit. Today I will edit. Today I will think about editing. Today I will rest. Is there just me that finds editing soul destroying? #BookTwitter #amediting #amwriting #authorlife

My launch on 27th Feb is at Barnsley Libraries and the tickets are LIVE… my.barnsley.gov.uk/events/46986/a…

Time for one of my finely crafted memes. The effort and time I put into these memes... Feel free to share or RT. #JdvancePutinsBiatch #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

He’s such a crybaby narcissist #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

You’re not that bright are you?

Musk. Trump. Vance. They really aren’t that bright, are they? Elon Musk Donald J. Trump JD Vance Not Elon Musk #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Trump

Dear oh dear. Utter narcissist. And not very bright, either.

Why not help the planet we are on instead? Or would you just prefer the narcissistic elite to join you on your silly rocket? #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Trump #ElonMusk Not Elon Musk

You’re not very bright are you? #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Oh no, the Pope’s dead. Okay. I’m over it now. #PopeFrancis #Pope