African parent in the D.O.S office listening to your offenses before giving you a no-look slap. 😂

Forget DEFCONs, we need a rule where you can’t captain the same player two weeks in a row. It’s getting boring.

A man doesn’t ask for sex. He initiates and has sex. Women reject men who ask and give sex to initiators.

My dog watching me chew chicken bones😂😂🤣

9 WAYS TO BECOME COLD 1. Be calm. 2. Talk less, 3. Avoid drama 4. Be less reactive 5. Make eye contact 6. Think before you speak 7. Don't always be available 8. Speak less about yourself. 9. Think outside the box.

There's a housing deficit in Kampala but investing in rental properties is only safe - but not smart. A small residential rental bungalow which costs Shs 100m/- to build cannot fetch more than Shs 0.5m/- a month. That means it would take at least 16 years to recoup the 100m/-

i hate arguing over text, let's argue in person so i can kiss you

I wrote Mane in 2022 and have kept my hair since. It was published last year akpatamag.top/2024/09/01/the… Unsurprisingly, in a recent job interview, the HR asked if I was willing to cut off my hair for company policy. It took all the maturity in me to not laugh out loud & walk out.

NTV yo ekolera bantu 😂 Run this story of workers in Mbale who told NRM leaders who were campaigning that they will not vote for museveni they will vote for kyagulanyi😂 NRM kano akalulu eja kawuurira 😂

First day at work and you overheard someone asking when they'll will pay JULY Salary.😂😹😭

Go see Eric Joe Gayi solo exhibition - breaking the norm. It shows on Tuesday - Sundays at Summit Residences, Naguru till 30th November.

— Henry Miller

The day Museveni realized his reign was under serious threat and Bobi Wine was not merely a musician, but a powerful voice rallying the masses against autocracy. That day, Museveni didn’t just listen; he even took notes from Bobi Wine’s speech.

As a young Ugandan, it breaks my heart to see people my age still clinging to NRM. We grew up in hardship, watched our parents struggle, and now inherit the same pain. How do we defend a system that denies us dignity, stability, and hope? It hurts deeply.🙌

This is going to make us move around the whole Uganda in 2 days nga tetumanyi banange 😂😂

“When the academia goes quiet in a country, then you know that you are at the epitome of oppression “ (Sarah Bireete, at the #MakConferenceConstitution30

Just outside my hotel residence this morning, my endeared people of Arua could not allow me to proceed to Maracha and Terego before conveying my warm greetings to them. #ANewUgandaNow #ProtestVote2026 #PeoplePowerOurPower

“Bobi wine akobye wediobokere ezira akuloobera” It’s a legendary line, they really cooked