If I ever get rich one day I will donate back to UCR if and only if they sell beer at the Barn again. The Barn UC Riverside

#LightsaberEscape lightsaber.withgoogle.com/achievement/en…

RIP Bowie.

The second season of F Is For Family is officially official! Ten new episodes for Netflix! Thanks to everyone... fb.me/2xKOBgqQ7

Using a Dyson hand dryer is like setting off a viral bomb in a bathroom arstechnica.com/science/2016/0…

I wrote “ISIS Beer Funds!!!” in a Venmo memo and the feds detained my $42 arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

"I'm not racist, I love Obama" #bartalk

My fitness goal is to be as jacked as everyone in Archer. Minus Pam. #archer #goals

I had a dream last night there was a movie made about my college years and Ryan Salinas was played by Ben Stiller @RedHourBen.

Keep condoms out of porn. Vote no on prop 60. #america

I'm rooting for you Hillary Clinton!

After tonight, there will be a hero rising from the ashes.

Guys I can't deal with this.

Jesus.

Wait, what... instagram.com/p/BMlQJjfA4I4/

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

Kim Kardashian for President 2020! #imwithherandRayJ #ifTrumpCanDoIt #TVstarsforpresident

My dad just sent me a digital touch message and it was a drawing of a dick. He's mastered technology.