Kamala, I voted baby, tell those people to stop texting me.

I’m a single issue voter and that issue is that I want Elon Musk to be sad

Ann Selzer on this Saturday night

Developing: The Selzer poll has temporarily made Twitter good again

SENATE SEATS: 51 STATEHOODS GRANTED: 2 ELON MUSK: DEPORTED THE PLAN: FANTASTICAL

currently the most powerful woman in America

Gov. Tim Walz counters former President Barack Obama's "don't boo, vote" slogan: "Well hell, I'm just petty enough. Boo and then vote ... We can do both! We can multitask."

Nicolle Wallace: "Don't sleep on men." Maddow: "I've been saying that my whole life!" 😂🤣😂🤣

Here we go!

Today is a historic day… On November 5th, 2020, Castiel declared his love and sacrificed himself to save Dean and to save the world. Today, Cas is asking you to VOTE. Do it to protect humanity, to protect us all. For freedom. Don’t sit this one out. iwillvote.com

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling DeKalb

suddenly stress-checking my querytracker is a relief now

Silly me having hope in this country. We hate women, especially women of color, too much.