winter olympics: yeah we’re going to go down this mountain or do some flips women’s figure skating sideplot:

me if my family catches me mid suicide attempt

何ごともポジティブ🎶だ。

First day on the job.

Quando eu descobri que ficar na minha e não incomodar os outros também incomoda os outros.

según mis planes de la primaria hoy tenía q estar comprando mi segunda casa

Before stupid ass AI, we had this... And it was WAY BETTER

como soa o "você nem se esforçou" na minha cabeça

나비를 잡지 않고 그냥 바라만 보는 고양이처럼 아무 생각 없이 삶을 즐기고 싶어지는 순간

younger me always being told how "smart and mature" I was for my age vs older me years behind others my age unable to function normally

Wanting to be loved but refusing to be known

sent a third follow up email for work and got a reply saying “please stop emailing as this person has died.”

the concept of an android song being used for an apple ad 😭

Judge: "I find you not guilty" Me: "Thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:

5時限目

cuando son las ocho de la mañana y todo parece posible, pero ahora son las cuatro de la tarde y ya no hay nada que se pueda hacer