As interesting (and hilarious) as it would be if it turns out that Trump really did blow Clinton, the fact remains that they'd both have been consenting adults. The child victims had no such luxury.

Now that my feed has been completely hijacked by blackhead extraction videos in coffee cups (seriously, why coffee cups?), I've amended my opinion that 50% of humans are degenerates to sludge-filled, unwashed degenerates. #SoNasty #DoYouNotWash

I love the post-Thanksgiving chaos goblin eating. I had cold shrimp, mashed potatoes, and a gingersnap cookie for breakfast this morning.

With the exception of very small children, has anyone in the history of the universe ever had an MRI and not known what it was for?

Someone gave us chocolates and I bit into one and it was filled with huckleberry jam. Just...why. #ewww

We know. Fucking douche.

MAGA is still yelling, "This is exactly what I voted for!" So as you were standing in the voting booth in 2024, you were thinking, "Please let my vote help ICE kill citizens, let it help Trump invade Venezuela, build a giant ballroom, rename the Kennedy Center, triple the

Folks that said “do not comply” to masks during COVID are now saying “comply with the masked men or you deserve to die” & still expect respect. Delusional.

Fuck you, you lying piece of fascist shit.

I'm not one to get all uppity about anybody song lyrics, but criticizing Bad Bunny for lyrics you didn't even understand before translating, while giving Kid Rock a pass for his, is hypocritical.

Someone should ask Pam Bondi what the Dow Jones and a lower crime rate has to do with her covering up for powerful pedophiles.

The crazy part about Obama saying that aliens exist is that we're all just like, "yep, I'll buy that." Whereas if Trump said the same thing, we'd be saying "Obviously, aliens don't exist, what bullshit." It goes to credibility, and Trump doesn't have any.

I caught a bit of Trump's temper tantrum this afternoon re: tariffs. The politest thing I can say is that he's the kind of idiot that other idiots look at and go, "Now THAT'S an idiot!"

GO GREEN Thank you trump voters, I hate every last one of you. How can we get the word out?

"Like, I don't want to watch Jeff Goldblum have a midlife crisis, I'm ten, bro." #ZeroContextConvos

Watching MAGATs twist themselves into pretzels defending Trump's deification of himself would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking sad and pathetic. Is there no low to which you won't stoop to defend this piece of shit?

And I've seen more than one MAGAT defend Trump's "Look at me, I'm just like Jesus" post by saying "It's just AI." Well, no fucking shit, it's AI. Do you think people think Trump actually dressed up like Jesus and staged the photo? These people are so far gone it's sick.

So, Joe Rogan probably won’t see this post that’s going viral on Facebook. It’s too long to copy & paste, & it took way more than 4 screenshots But I think it’s essential reading for everyone, because ALL of the lying MAGA Influencers need to face legal consequences /1

Was in a client meeting today, and one of the participants left early, saying "Gotta go, GWAR needs me." She runs a venue and it was true, but I'm thinking that's going to be my new go-to for getting out of meetings.

If this little bitch hadn't immediately blocked me, I'd have told him that watching morons gargle Trump's orange nutsack doesn't turn me on, so no need for panty maintenance.