There’s just something so nice about watching Steve Bruce lose at football isn’t there? #LEINEW

Loving the new Walkers / Mariah Carey promo. She’s looking good for an old gal! #walkerscrisps #mariah

Someone needs to explain this whole short goal kick / pissing around in your own box thing to me. I don’t get it.

What a ball by Barnes ⚽️ 🦊

Loving all the footy on today via Prime Video but it doesn’t half make you appreciate Sky’s UHD!

Van den Bergh vs Lewis: both players look like they’re in the middle of a mild heart attack. Hope there’s a defibrillator nearby!

So I’m ok with playing by the rules and staying in. I’m doing my bit to protect the vulnerable and help take some strain off the NHS etc. It’s going to hit my business and lifestyle, but hey it’s what I need to do right? So why the fuck are the only people out, the over 70s?

Prediction: The second hand fitness equipment market will be absolutely saturated within 6 minutes of the COVID crisis coming to an end. #whereareallthedumbbells

Working from home; it’s like the old days. Just missing the afternoon nap and 0xDonut on iChat.

I assume that with everything going on right now, we can all agree to postpone April Fool’s Day back to November 1st? #aprilfool #COVID19 #nojoke

Morning Bryan Smith is there anywhere online that I can buy a copy of Designing the Invisible in an eBook format? Thanks.

Somewhere between the constant stream of politicians struggling for things to say is some really interesting and critical information.

LOL

Don’t get caught up with thinking this app is going to be used for the good of the nation… the fuckers already know too much about you. amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/amp.thegua…

I mean... apple.news/AmW-6p3aHRcOrD…

Who wants to win one of three De La Soul '3 Feet High and Rising' Cover Version test prints?!? These are NOT FOR SALE! Just retweet for your chance to win, winners chosen at random on Monday 29th June. ✌️🌻

Hey Jet2tweets I know you’re crazy busy, but can you update me on what’s happening to my October holiday. Hotel is closed for the season and no news from you guys. If almost as if you’re staying quiet until I have to pay the full balance!

5 days and counting since I sent a DM to Jet2tweets. Any chance of a reply this month? Your expecting the balance from me in a few days for a hotel that’s not opening this year. What’s happening guys?

Poor show at the @CostaCoffeemachine in the Co-op with Supa Dupa Troopa | Phil as @RagsyTwigg lied about the free coffee we were going to get!

Imagine the fun you’d have working from home here...