🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹

Tim Heidecker has perfected his Alex Jones

I saw a tweet saying helldivers gets balanced like the bugs are the ones who paid $40 and laughed at every balance change I’ve seen since

“Whether you’re pro- or anti- Epstein”

May 3

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May 5

“Donald clip that.”

>worst controller for shoving up the ass >instantly sold out you people really just buy shit without thinking about it huh

они придумали котов-аутистов

Oh my God.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Using kiss from a rose by seal is elite ball knowledge. So excited.

He’s right. Nothing could’ve prepared me for that

Но по соседству было ещё лучше