why are glasses ALWAYS dirty oh my god it feels like ragebait

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

honestly, this is still the best pilot trailer ever

“I would never end a friendship over politics” I WOULD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 IF YOU WANT ME DEAD THEN I’M NOT BEING YOUR FRIEND 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥HO🔥🔥🔥

omg put the green dye down we will be back tomorrow

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

the irritation i feel when yall use the rslur while making a good point is immense.

me quietly waiting for updates on fics I love bc I don't want to pressure the authors

wtf am I gonna do without ao3 for 15 hours 💔💔💔 yes it IS that deep

me when my disorder actually causes disorder to Me and my ability to function

lowkey feel stupid asf when i write my fanfics cause why do all of u know smart words

Pronouns ≠ Gender is like the very first lesson of level one of LGBTQ. What do you mean "Am I too woke?" Come on now, people.

Some of y'all claim to be woke then go crazy over the existence of he/him lesbians like bro I fear that's a level 1 woke

nick mohammed and steve pemberton on taskmaster come back to me