First time at new Freddy's Steakburgers tonight. Drive-through was 9 cars deep. Went inside to order. 30 minute wait. Average weight inside an easy 250 lbs.

My 10U kid struck out 5 times in 2 games today. I asked him later in the day, "What are you thinking about when up to bat?" He says,"Don't strike out. " I told him he might want to think about something else.... 😀

Told my 13 year old daughter to mow the backyard today. (20-25 min job) She quickly informed me that there was "no way" she could mow today because she needed to rest for soccer tryouts tonight. Biggest crock of shit I have heard this year!!!

Happy Father's Day Dad!!! He was informed the oldest person to go down the slide was 62 years old. I told him you need to break the record! 75 years young and still having fun!

No seats left for Johnston vs Valley substate game!

Blue Jay fans tonight!

If I hear Luke Combs Fast Car on the radio one more time, I might drive my Fast Truck right off a cliff!!!

Iowa Baseball Battery!

I can confirm that Bob Stoops will NOT be the next offensive coordinator for the Iowa Hawkeyes!

Johnston trying to break the record for most fire drills in a semester! Please stop this madness!!!

Last day before Xmas break challenge: If you wear jeans (and I mean real denim blue jeans) to school tomorrow, I will give you a $1!

Pisses me off every time!!!! #stayoffmydrive

Just think if Iowa State Men's BB Team had Caitlin Clark on their team!!!

#eclipse

20 years ago, on my drive to work, I would always see people sucking on a cigarette. Nowadays, people throw in a Zyn and stare at their phones. I miss the old days.

I fucked up not having kids earlier in life. Too old for this shit.

Can we please stop normalizing walking around all day with an AirPod in your ear?

Just heard that Lisa Bluder will be the next Head Coach for the University of Iowa Men’s Basketball Team.

Congrats Jack! Welcome to the Show!!! Had to share one of my all time favorite pics. #jackdreyer

I could suit up and drop 20 in a WNBA game right now!