i hope cigarettes go up $350 i'm tired of smelling y'all

"weekends are for having fun" me:

can they build a gym in the bronx terminal mall pls? who i gotta beg?

What if we gave teachers $50k signing bonuses, $100k salaries, and $60k in student loan forgiveness. You know, the same as ICE gets.

Need everyone who threatened to leave New York if Mamdani won to start packing their bags and booking their flights immediately! Break those leases and put those apartments back on the market tonight!

I wanna see some uhauls in Manhattan tomorrow

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

pls learn the difference between rent stabilized and rent controlled, tysm!

flushing with the toilet lid open

Notice how the entire timeline is flooded with pics and vids of DSNY and FDNY and Parks Dept all shoveling and helping NYers out, yet there’s never any of NYPD. Not when it snows, not when it floods, not when there’s crime - cops are either abusing NYers or nowhere to be found.

Dude it’s been so cold in NYC lately that 30 degrees today felt warm

bitches aren’t anti ai enough for me

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

i miss Chicago

why do i ALWAYS have a problem with Uber drivers not answering the phone or messages on purpose??? Lyft drivers NEVER do that to me.

is this a safe space for me to say summer is my least favorite season in nyc

Saw a mans post that said “Y'all can keep the girls that wanna go 50/50. l like mine showing me hauls of what she bought with my card” and all I can say is, may that type of man find me!