It’s hard out here for a SIMP

Met a hero tonight. Meet your heroes. Sometimes they’re exactly how you imagined them. They’re shmo’s.

A bunch of these sleeping pads at the west end winners if any of y’all #yegbike ers are trying to go bikepacking for cheap! $25

Are you there God? It’s me, in The Wolf tshirt.

My favourite part about the WBC is all these teams having fun, goofy little celebrations. Sombreros, Cups of Tea, Team Haircuts, Moose Antlers etc. And then the USA just shouts out the Army.

I watched a YouTube video about how Garrit Cole has always hated Trevor Bauer so I like him now.

If Steve Sladkowski does the War Pigs interlude again, we will have such a nice time watching a meaningful Jays game the next morning.

#yegbike this is happening on Sunday afternoon at the Aviary! Come out to scoop some niche parts, a new bike, a fresh local pint. Something for everyone. It’s all ages and we’re raising some money for Prairie Sage Protectors ✊

Close the bike lane for fartwalk! It’s the most Edmonton thing you can do.

sitting in the coffee spot, communicating with myself via multiple brand social accounts like a total psycho

Fire Schneider top 5. Mid-Game, who cares. Truly brutal stuff here.

One of my favourite things about baseball is that it’s both dumb and bad.

Now that it’s been a couple days, I can appreciate beauty in this. Texting my mom to tell her that my cat has cancer—and there’s a deep drive to left field by Castellanos to tie the game.

Help! I’ve been shadow banned! (My friends have my stories muted)

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OILERS used POLLUTE! It’s super effective!

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Louis & Lauer 🕯️ 5.1 Scoreless 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️