My gym crush are the moms walking laps

My new year resolution apparently chose me, waking up at 5:30 (insomnia)

I will full on aend a "gotta blast!" message when leaving a meeting; Knowing full well that my coworkers wouldnt understand the reference.

Secret shoppers are just paid npcs.

Im not even sure what I ordered.

Would you rather find out that you're autistic or suffer from brain damage?

Difference between millennials and gen z is the willingness to send pictures of their foreheads

Im a main character, but it's a CW show and might be canceled next season.

Big pharma paying for superbowl ads

ROTC is just military larping

Adult money at Sam's club is dangerous

The Counter-Strike 2 Limited Test begins today. Read all about it here: counter-strike.net/cs2

Counter-Strike 2.

Why the hell did i buy these toaster grilled ham and cheese and not even own a toaster.

Imagine being allergic or intolerant to a minecraft cooking ingredient.

When having a productive day still doesn't do shit.

Trying meditation (turning off my brain for 5 minutes)

I still play coolmath games (adding up the score on a dartboard)

Reminder to put your address where the garage sale is in your marketplace post.

People who put gummies in ice cream are the ones to look out for