caughtoffside.com/2012/08/20/tot… #fanatix via fanatix

I heard that Wenger has just signed a sperm cell from a semen back in France. He's going to be the next Maradonna.

Watch Michael Owen make his remarkable commentary debut for TNT Sports during rehearsals. youtu.be/6VE0yYzvCQQ#ai… #bts

Glenn Greenwald: detaining my partner was a failed attempt at intimidation theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Michael Calvin: Rotten Arsenal Academy is the problem for Arsène Wenger independent.co.uk/sport/football…

Welcome! This is the official twitter account for John's latest film UTOPIA. Follow us for news and screenings!

Blueprint for incoming Chairman: Step 1. Announce new strategy (probably same as old strategy, but dress it up in a grand speech). (1/3)

Step 2: Set big, hairy, headline-grabbing targets (ensure so far in future that you will be long gone before you can be judged). (2/3)

Step 3: Form a commission or working group to "resolve" the issues (include same people who got you into the mess in the first place). (3/3)

Oh that's so lovely. The night is warm and these ladies are stood in their doorways and windows enjoying some warm night air.

Gigi Buffon: from depression to Italy's most capped player. An extraordinary tale about an extraordinary footballer: gu.com/p/3tjfz/tw

"Rights aren't rights when people can take them away. All we've ever had in this country is a list of temporary privileges."

An it's gold gold gold for Ashley Young.

Did I hear correctly, free? “Disco Is Dead: Free download time, go for it!! fb.me/2JfNrPGEO”

Incredible image captured just before Di María's 'rabona' assist for Cristiano Ronaldo's second Madrid goal tonight.

Dennis Bergkamp reveals he want to return to Arsenal to work on the club's coaching staff - full interview here fw.to/8CCR9Tg

Microsoft Now Sells T-Shirts That Claim Google’s Chrome Steals Your Data techcrunch.com/2013/11/20/mic… via TechCrunch