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Misty Desirae

@mistypaolino

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calendar_today28-04-2012 02:18:17

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My 5 year old niece just said “auntie misty, did you know if you don’t eat you die!!! Because that’s just what happens!”

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So here I am thinking “damn that sucks for the person that has to swab mila for covid”. No. This girl comes out and hands ME the swab. I’m over here holding down my 3 yr old while using one hand to swab and the other hand to hold down her nostril while the girl just stood there😒

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Driving home with Mila tonight and we were having a conversation about friends and I say to her “mila, you’re my friend” and she responds “no, you’re not my friend” and me super hurt “mila that makes me sad” and she responds with “momma, you’re my best friend!” 😭💜

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I’m on the wake up late, don’t have time for breakfast, work a 12 hour shift, don’t eat lunch until after 3 pm, not hungry for dinner because I ate lunch so late, wake up and do it all over again tomorrow diet and I 10/10 do not recommend

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I can’t say I’ve ever had a patient ask me to scratch their vagina for them... until today... so what did I do? Called a coworker into the room and made her do it 🙂 ...we do not get paid enough to do some of the shit we do

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I just went outside to start the car and when I came back in I found my purse on the ground with everything emptied out of it and before I could even ask Mila was happened she said “I tried to find the candy but didn’t find it” 😂 this girl never stops telling on herself

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We were at the auto repair shop earlier today bc my car broke.. again. Mila started hitting me so I took her outside & told her we were going home. In full tears she said “I don’t want to leave I want a new car!! Yours is dragging on the ground!!” I’ve never related to her more

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My three year old *in her princess skirt and tiara* was fanning herself with a picture of a boy and when I asked what she was doing she responded with “I’m waiting for him to come” I asked, “for what?” and she said “for him to marry me” This girl has got to stop watching Disney

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“Mila, can you turn your listening ears on please” “Uhmm but I think the batteries are dead” ... what did I create?!