HARDY, Morgan Wallen & Luke Combs are on the concert list if next year isn’t cancelled

Well looks like I’ll be making a trip to Georgia in October

My 5 year old niece just said “auntie misty, did you know if you don’t eat you die!!! Because that’s just what happens!”

I think I’ve been up to Gaylord 3 times this year and I actually just got lost trying to get to the south end of town...

how it started vs. how it’s going

So here I am thinking “damn that sucks for the person that has to swab mila for covid”. No. This girl comes out and hands ME the swab. I’m over here holding down my 3 yr old while using one hand to swab and the other hand to hold down her nostril while the girl just stood there😒

Driving home with Mila tonight and we were having a conversation about friends and I say to her “mila, you’re my friend” and she responds “no, you’re not my friend” and me super hurt “mila that makes me sad” and she responds with “momma, you’re my best friend!” 😭💜

I’m on the wake up late, don’t have time for breakfast, work a 12 hour shift, don’t eat lunch until after 3 pm, not hungry for dinner because I ate lunch so late, wake up and do it all over again tomorrow diet and I 10/10 do not recommend

Is it just me or did james wojcik dye his hair darker, grow it out, change his name and then sign up for the bachelorette??

I can’t say I’ve ever had a patient ask me to scratch their vagina for them... until today... so what did I do? Called a coworker into the room and made her do it 🙂 ...we do not get paid enough to do some of the shit we do

I live to find these selfies on my phone 😂

I just went outside to start the car and when I came back in I found my purse on the ground with everything emptied out of it and before I could even ask Mila was happened she said “I tried to find the candy but didn’t find it” 😂 this girl never stops telling on herself

I no longer feel like a true morgan wallen fan.. I just found out he has a son. I can’t be the only one that didn’t know this!!!

We were at the auto repair shop earlier today bc my car broke.. again. Mila started hitting me so I took her outside & told her we were going home. In full tears she said “I don’t want to leave I want a new car!! Yours is dragging on the ground!!” I’ve never related to her more

My three year old *in her princess skirt and tiara* was fanning herself with a picture of a boy and when I asked what she was doing she responded with “I’m waiting for him to come” I asked, “for what?” and she said “for him to marry me” This girl has got to stop watching Disney

“Mila, can you turn your listening ears on please” “Uhmm but I think the batteries are dead” ... what did I create?!

What a classic