He is a distant memory, a locked door that will never need a key. She cast off the old hurts that for so long crushed her confidence and she began life anew.

Call me crazy but I want to be the only one my partner is flirting with or talking intimately to

Just remember if they really love you they wouldn’t have you blocked

Each month has its own mixtape

What base is it when you’re discussing which brand of paper towels you prefer?

I bring the crazy, you bring the balance

Pin me to the wall and show me you want me

You, me, and let’s see what happens

The sexiest thing a man can do is want to know all the little things that make you, you

Perks of dating me: I can reach things on the top shelf.

I drink the poison so you don’t have to

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Not to brag but I can eat a snack pack with no spoon.

I rarely love, but when l love, l love like an uncontrollable storm.

Whose idea was it to let me watch Unsolved Mysteries? Now I can't sleep. Send help!

Ever wake up in the middle of the night and retweet someone then go back to sleep and all of a sudden the person you retweeted is in your dreams? lol