Lothraxion is actually a genuinely well written allegorical depiction of Born Again Christians. A literal dreadlord gets just a little religion and suddenly he thinks he has THE moral authority in all things. Captures such a nuanced kind of insufferable twat.

This looks like when pokemon are about to battle lmfao

“your boyfriend is a simp” yeah i know, that’s exactly why I meticulously hand-picked him.

called a gay guy “girl” and he said “not a girl lol”

so if you’re straight you’re quite literally chopped

"It's just a song"

oomf was mad as fuck on their ig story 😭😭

Cmon wiiig

i get high and come to work and still outperform people that are dead sober

Getting ready for Hannah Montana

THIS PART

me when my raid leader is explaining mechanics

They called Jesus a fat ugly chopped faggot too

I am not a big reality TV guy but it is undeniable that sometimes they find a regular person who is so spectacular it would be a crime to not share them with the world

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

when i’m angry and someone offers me weed