Love being pregnant. I can eat whatever I want!!

I'm amused by all the women openly reading fifty shades books on the train. I get embarrassed with it on my kindle!!

Have conned the SousChef into watching thundercats so I can have a sly ten minutes more in bed #badparenting

Hmm now a hear him running all over the house doing something naughty....

Phase one of the great batman birthday cake saga complete!!

Is it crazy to put 12 spoons of coffee powder in a child's birthday cake?!? #toddlermayhem

Using the potato ricer takes me back to my playdoe hair salon days #nostalgia

Melting, frazzled and just a wee bit grumpy. I'm heading to the kitchen to rustle up tonight's cheer me up dinner!

Midwife just ticked me off for having one glass of wine a week. Do you think she goes around telling kids Santa doesn't exist as well?

Hurrah for the weekend!!

Love that our little SousChef chooses watermelon I've anything chocolatey. #thatsmyboy

Fucking hell... Perhaps shakespeare still tops her?!? #OpeningCeremony

Sunday cooking with David Bowie - my idea of bliss.

A walk in the woods with my boys #soulfood

"I toast therefore I am" #favouritequote

My eyelids are defying me.

Getting too fat to clean. Anyone know a good cleaner in harpenden area?

Jamie Oliver's new food programme will be Top Gear meets Masterchef! Can't wait. radiotimes.com/news/2012-07-3…

Apparently this morning I am princess leia, my light saber is purple and I must get out of bed to fight darth vader.

My first ever cleaner just left. I feel oddly redundant....