If the only “jokes” you have are just insulting women, you’re not actually funny 🙄

A squirrel jumped into the tree I was sitting under and it just made me 💨 think, do they just free poop into the air like birds?? Lol

Chopped my hair off and multiple people have done it since. Y’all welcome for the trend set girlies 💁🏽‍♀️😘

The bill I supported would have added 1,500 border agents. It would have allowed us to stem the flow of fentanyl coming into the United States. Donald Trump got on the phone, called out some people in Congress and asked them to kill the bill.

Oof! 😬

Why tf are there kids not just IN the bar, but BEHIND IT?? When people come to an adult place, there should only be ADULTS! 😑

Facts, the exact play I needed! 😭

The fact they reversed the Saquon pass TD got me right frfr 😡😭

When you got a dope af personality, people not liking you is a THEM problem. Cuz you could just come be awesome and do extravagant shit with me 💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽😅

Lmao high school rejects say the funniest things 💁🏽‍♀️

1 thing about me .. shit gone get handled

I really need to stop being so forgiving tbh

Restart. Reset. Refocus.

Ok but, let Obama have had a felony record running for president.. They freaked out over a damn SUIT 🙄🙄🙄

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Watching Megan thee Stallions documentary #InHerWords and it has me in tears tbh poor girl been through so much! Smh

That MF deserves to be locked up. Black women go through so much shit and aren’t believed. The fact people laughed and said she should’ve died is appalling! #InHerWords

Honestly knowing how many dues be having a whole wife/ long term girlfriend at home by acting single… let that kind of “love” NEVER find me! Smh

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, Michelle Obama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

Shout out to the dudes that bullied me in high school but wanna fuck now. Byyyyyye 😘