If you’ve eaten a McRib, but you won’t get vaccinated, then I call bullshit on literally all of your reasoning skills.

Chipotle gets it.

Why do smoke alarm batteries only die at 4 am?

Yeah but what about the ones that ended up um right they all worked

Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

YES! I love her!!!

GET IT Lauren Windsor!!!!!

I like Nayte for Michelle. So far, that’s my pick. #BacheloretteABC

The verdict in the #KyleRittenhouseTrial is a reminder of the treacherous role that white supremacy and privilege play within our justice system.

Hey! Traffic is f*cking horrible, LA! #nothingnew

I dislike Clayton and his gaslighting ass so much. #TheBachelor

Gabby, your instinct was right the first time. You can do so much better. #TheBachelor

Clayton is the Tinder Swindler of Bachelors. #TheBachelor

Please vote tomorrow.

Just give the banks a one time $600 check. They’ll be fine.

#UnPrisonedHulu is such a brilliant show full of heart, laughs, tears, & realness with a stellar cast. I sense an The Emmys for #DelroyLindo! Watch this show. It’s important. ❤️

I don't think you're supposed to be moved by a simple ol' court filing -- but see what you think of this:

Hey, grocery stores! Stop putting your plant-based items in the meat section of your stores! I don’t want to wade through the myriad of carcasses to pick up a Beyond Meat burger. I won’t even buy them if they are located there. 🤢Please be mindful of your consumers. 🙏Thank you.

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office. Oscar nomination goes to … Ken. #Barbie  #Oscars2024

Lauren! Dave is a POS & trying to find a reason to get out of this. RUN! #LoveIsBlind