Update: still actin silly.

Stillll just boolin

Ok boomer

Does insurance cover wrecks because you saw a dog in a window and couldn’t look away in time to not rear end someone?

Anyone wanna go scream really loud with me?

Scream n shout was before it’s time The Black Eyed Peas you really did that

“Nah.” - everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd

me after telling someone how i feel:

It might take me until 2020 but I’ve just about perfected my ~emo~ phase

After sending an email with a winky emoji to my favorite agent at a partner company, I answered a phone call while filing my nails and waived my incoming appointment to take a seat. What have I become.

Nobody: Me:”lmao have you seen this tik tok?”

Circles has me wishing I would hit every red light to stay in the car and listen longer

I cannot stress this enough... car rides going nowhere with your friends mean the most.

Pay attention in class. - A recent graduate

Smash Mouth said it best. “My worlds on fire, how bout yours?”

Did anyone get the legendary crown of wonder?

I won’t spend money on much but man will I spend money on ranch

I DARE you to go through all my tweets. DOUBLE DOG, if you will.