yes i’m 23 years old, yes i pretend to be a let’s play youtuber in my head when i play video games, we exist

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

Thank you star wars for anakin skywalker

people started getting mad on twitter about heated rivalry fics with insanely high scores and then actual nhl teams took it upon themselves to be like fuck you i could do that

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

And we're killing them all with pesticides.....#savethebees

fuck the "talking stage." i want to be in the going to hockey playoff games stage

It’s the year 2026. The NHL has started lobotomizing fans at random for extra ad space. No one knows what goalie interference is. Gritty is wanted in six states for murder

Playoff season is the only time you'll see me cheering for another team, especially one from California... but Ducks I need you to kill everyone on the Golden Knights

EVERY FUCKING GAME I'VE SEEN WHERE WE PULL THE GOALIE THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE god damn on a lobbed puck too. At least they fought at the buzzer. Fuck you Vegas, it's just game 1 but still 🤬

Depended on the teacher because my mom sure as fuck got told both, and often

are u actually a sub or were you just forced to act like an adult from such a young age that you just wanna have someone be dominant and 'big' because ur tired of it

Neurodivergent people don’t recharge by sleeping. They recharge by being completely left alone long enough for their nervous system to reset

😂😂😂

who tf cares if squirting is piss? pee on him. let them other girls know thats YOUR litter box 🫵🏻

"I can't take much more of this" I say as I indeed take much more of this over and over again