i'd never let a miserable soul ruin my whimsy

me and my bestfriend passed the bar exam today with scores high enough to practice in 41+ jurisdictions. we’re officially esquires ⚖️

whoopty doo

I hate the way y’all coddle men. They’re not kids, I assure you, they know exactly what they’re doing. And pls stop thanking them for behaving like normal humans omg

One time I complimented a black woman on how beautiful she was and her response was “I’m just a reflection of you” like what powerful way to accept a compliment. Been saying it ever since.

im not a "cooking is my passion girlie" it is absolutely a labor of love for me. so if im cooking i care for you bc i usually pretend i cant

ngl when someone does something for me, i immediately start thinking of what i could do to thank them in return. I'm so appreciative of consideration and acts of service.

bein black aint good enough anymore i need to know a few more things about you before u get my support. we in a coondemic out here

Shoutout to black people who love black people

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

"Both sides are bad"

unfortunately i do not need to be drunk to send insane text messages

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

Stop telling black kids with great intellect that they act white. That is toxic

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Despite what you see on social media, there indeed ARE people too valuable to lose. You need to apologize.

Side effect of the literacy crisis is people not recognizing literary devices anymore

WATCH MORE MOVIES!!! READ MORE BOOKS!!!! LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC!!!! ENJOY MORE ART!!