Matt Lucas is a National Treasure. I’m going to watch this every day until we’re free again

This guy has just won the internet.

Today it is April 1st. It is a Wednesday. Everything is real. There are no jokes. That’s it. It is what it is. Here we are

My two way bet is on #talkischeap for the Grand National 2020! The best bit about this year’s #grandnational is that no horses will die or get injured 🐎🐎🐎

Happy Easter!!

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Can anyone help identify this plant?? I don’t remember planting it last year but it’s come up this year and I don’t know if it’s a weed or not.... Monty Don The RHS Alan Titchmarsh @charlie_dimmock #greenfingeredapprentice

Some mad man on a jet ski in Salford.

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

Aristocracy, before embracing the elite, first meant government by the best of citizens (from the Greek ‘aristos’, ‘best’). Government by the worst people, on the other hand, is kakistocracy.

First trip on public transport in over 11 weeks. First wear of a face covering made by my mum #metrolink #manchester #Covid19UK

'Uhtceare' was an Anglo-Saxon expression for the 'sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worry about the day ahead [uht-kay-ara; the 'h' is as in 'loch'].

The key to effective meetings.

Put your birth year in GIF, repost 1st GIF..... very apt this one as that song reminds me of dancing to it with my grandma in her living room #childhoodmemories 😊

Love it when Spotify UK & Ireland recommends new music I actually like! @CruxNewcastle 🙌🏼 #newmusic #newbandtowatch

Following my nomination, Here’s my 11 super duper women who deserve some “amplification” for the work they do in their field ..... @EmmaW_MS_NW Chithra Marsh @koolhandedkid Judi Greenwood Deborah Madden @MelanieFoxRLB @HomesHKWaite Gemma Louise Darroch Joanne Roney CBE @CathyWignall Itsrobynlee

Breaking: Courageous Labour MP Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 has just been told to leave the Chamber by Deputy Speaker for raising my film which public have sent to 27 MILLION VIEWS in protest at Prime Ministers rampant lying in Parliament & calling PM a lier Thank you for your courage Dawn