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My human social media person forgot to share my breakfast with you humans on the human bird app this morning, but better late than never! It was delicious!

trucks are delicious

The Bridge on Independence Ave. I just got this new painting from W. David Keith ‘s “Kansas City Legends” series at First Fridays last night. So awesome.

Humans: we are a sophisticated society Also humans: (Photo from m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…)

Hello humans. How's the social media collapse coming along?

Delicious.

Happy new year. May 2023 be filled with many delicious trucks.

While it's definitely a different Kansas City bridge and not me, I say they represented us KCMO truck eaters quite well! #TheLastOfUs

The greed sure is constantly hitting new levels of absurdity. I hope a truck hits you Elon. Not enough to kill or seriously hurt you, I'd never wish harm on anyone, just enough to knock some damn sense into that stupid skull of yours. Security options should NEVER be paywalled.

My delicious breakfast! Pics from: m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Nibble nibble

If you can even see this and aren't rate limited by that moron running this dying site; just know... I ate very well this week (and last week). Now if you'll excuse me, I have more bridge business to take care of. Such as standing here, and eating trucks. Stay safe, friends.

The bridge sits under a Sky that happens to be Blue. If you, too, sit under the Sky that is of the Blue hues, feel free to find me there as BridgeOnIndepAve.

Oh you humans and your large transportation vessels and your tendency to feed us bridges with them.