You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

One thing about J Lo: Her movies are typically good watches.

And when that sun starts setting at 12 stories?? I’m outta there

Please don’t invite me to a farmers market and 75% of the vendors are jewelry and shea butter. I will cry. I want infused salts and butter, fresh bread, peppered jelly with 22 eggs varieties.

Idk who needs to hear this but your first Solidcore class should not be a signature one 😭

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

I was excited about that first watch till I found out they’re putting it in Largo lol

I need to be in a size 2T by the end of this year.

I think I accidentally threw away my freaking AirPods 😭😭😭

I’m still mad about this 😭

I know that’s right

As a mother….having a child does in fact stop a lot. Don’t let them lie to you

I don’t see white people in Baltimore until baseball season starts

You had MEG.. and you’re still not satisfied 😭 that is so insane to me

Idk this would hurt my feelings

I’m sobbing all over again😭

To Each Their Own

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

Five-time NBA All-Star John Wall has become the president of basketball operations at Howard University, returning to Washington, D.C. to partner with the top-ranked HBCU in the country, school officials tell ESPN.